Oh Mother, the Handsome Man Tortures Me

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plot twist: shithead shows up at the 2012 grammys. in a stunning turn of events, she wins a grand total of seven grammy awards. while leaving the event, she is bombarded by paparazzi demanding to know how she feels about this astounding achievement. “what are your thoughts on winning seven grammys in one night?” they ask. in the flashing lights of the cameras, a single tear can clearly be seen trickling down shithead’s cheek. “what the heck come after six?” she whispers, before executing a perfect blackflip.

(Source: southafricans)

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